So imagine my glee when Saint Andrew discreetly passes me a link to five entertaining minutes of Stevie and Zoya in glorious BootlegVision™ and I hear again: "Hostage. Victim. Trap! Stevie is drowning in the sand of a giant hourglass; Zoya, tied to a chair, works on their escape. The Minutewomen take the secret weapon to the Warlock Watusi danceclub and turn people into disco zombies." To heck with decompressed storytelling; I'm all about the fill-in-the-blank nature of compressed storytelling. Click the title card for glory:

